(dis girl in the pic read until shock, haha.)

phone 2 chit n li mei: when we go shopping la? i nid 2 noe leh. if not i canot go liao. wat place? gurney. ok. which date? 24 or 25. which la? mayb 24. wat time? 7:00 pm til 10:00 pm. eh i canot go at dis time leh, afternoon la. so hot, hu 1 2 go. afternoon gud ma, not so many car, stil can chitchat hapily, if night 2 many ppl liao la. night oly gud ma. eh, night got polis 1, den som of the ppl crazy liao, use the sprayer 2 spray ppl car de. dis is call 'shuang' ma. u crazy liao ar? i got crazy meh? got ma, u 1 2 play the sprayer ma, spray at ppl face. okok stop liao!!!! y stop?...........

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! y i nid 2 write dis conversation by myself???????